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GOOGLE TRANSLATE of Quran Sura Rahman

N.B.1 It seems there are more than one GOOGLE TRANSLATE engines on the WEB, each with its own result. N.B.2 It seems that GOOGLE TRANSLATE strips the Arabic diacritics (tashkeel). N.B.3 The Arabic Quran cliche is NOT consistently translated (hereafter colorized in red) N.B.4 It seems that GOOGLE TRANSLATE is not aware of ancient or Quran Arabic. GOOGLE TRANSLATE depends on a branch of AI (artificial intelligence) called "Deep Learning" which depends on huge corpora. So GOOGLE TRANSLATE depends on a HUGE corpora of MODERN Arabic. Quran in neither MODERN nor a HUGE corporus (smaller than the translated Bible). Quran is also significantly different than the extant ancient arabic (mostly pre-Islamic poetry) So non-hilarious GOOGLE TRANSLATE of Holy Quran is doomed. For the forseeble future, at least. (Evem Human translates of Quran suffer from huge differences among them. Much worse than "فيها قولان". Even translating بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم). Worse than "something lost in the translation." Pious Muslim Quran translators refrain from calling their translation "Quran"; but modestly/cautiously "MEANINGS of the quran." In 1936, Great Britain and not-so-great Egypt signed a friendship treaty. There was 2 versions there of, English and Arabic. Somewhere in the treaty text there was the clause/stipulation that the English version was THE really binding treaty. Quran and poetry are HARDLY translatables. GOOGLE TRANSLATE mis-translates. e.g. : فِيهِمَا عَيْنَانِ نَضَّاخَتَانِ (66) as eyes (modern Arabic) it should be : springs (Quran Arabic, sometimes) (Let alone reallly archaic نَضَّاخَتَانِ مُدْهَامَّتَانِ جَانٌّ دَانٍ مَارِجٍ and even جَنَّتَانِ but comes close to understanding بَرْزَخٌ يَطْمِثْهُنَّ (dirty old ggl) )
The following GOOGLE translation was in July 2018 1 Rahman 2 Science of Quran 3 Human Creation 4 Knowledge of the statement 5 Sun and moon to scale 6 The star and the tree are worshiped 7 The raised sky and the balance 8 Do not cry in the balance 9 And put the weight in premium and do not lose the balance 10 The earth is placed for sleep 11 Fruit and sesame 12 Flax and savory love 13 What are the agents of your Lord are lying 14 Man's creation of clay as pottery 15 And the creation of the elves of Marge of fire 16 What are the agents of your Lord are lying 17 Lord of the Green and the Lord of the Maghreb 18 What are the agents of your Lord are lying 19 Marj Al iahrain meet 20 Between them is an isthmus 21 Which of the gods of your Lord are lying 22 Pearls and pearls 23 Which of the prophets of your Lord are lying 24 He has facilities in the sea like flags 25 What are the agents of your Lord are lying 26 All of them van 27 And remains the face of your Lord, Glory and Glory 28 Which of the prophets of your Lord are lying 29 Ask him who is in the heavens and the earth every day is in the matter 30 Which of the gods of your Lord are lying 31 We will empty you of any weight 32 Which of the prophets of your Lord are lying 33 O people of the jinn and mankind if you can be carried out from the diadems of the heavens and the earth, 34 Which of the gods of your Lord are lying 35 He will send to you a multitude of fire and copper, so you will not win 36 Which of the gods of your Lord are lying 37 If the sky was broken, there was a rose like a vase 38 Which of the prophets of your Lord are lying 39 At that time he is not asked about his sin, whether he is a man or a man. 40 Which of the prophets of your Lord are lying 41 Criminals are known by their names and are taken with sticks and feet 42 Which of the gods of your Lord are lying 43 This is hell which lies by the criminals 44 They roam with Anne's intimate 45 Which of the gods of your Lord are lying 46 And to those who fear the place of his Lord Ghentan 47 Which of the prophets of your Lord are lying 48 Thawat Afnan 49 Which of the prophets of your Lord are lying 50 Two eyes are going on 51 Which of the prophets of your Lord are lying 52 In which of each fruit a couple 53 Which of the prophets of your Lord are lying 54 Reclining on the mattresses of the blankets of Esterbek and the two committees Dan 55 Which of your Lord's agents are lying 56 In which the minors of the party did not seduce them, neither before nor against them 57 Which of your Lord's agents are lying 58 Sapphire and coral 59 Which of the gods of your Lord are lying 60 Is the reward of charity except charity 61 In which of your Lord are you lying 62 Without them, two gentiles 63 Which of the gods of your Lord are lying 64 Two courses 65 What are the agents of your Lord are lying 66 In which there are two eyes 67 Which of the gods of your Lord are lying 68 With fruit, palm and pomegranate 69 Which of the gods of your Lord are lying 70 Where is Khairat Hassan 71 Which of the gods of your Lord are lying 72 iooths for tents 73 Which of the prophets of your Lord are lying 74 They did not seduce a person before them nor with their husbands 75 In which of your Lord did you lie 76 Reclining on the flap of Khader and Abqari Hassan 77 Which of the prophets of your Lord are lying 78 ilessed is the Name of Your Lord, Glory and Glory