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https://quran-cliches.neocities.org

is a web site pointing out the long suspected fact that, holy books, are full of repetitive phrases, boiler plates and such. Quran is one of those holy books. Thanks to computers, we now can prove that suspicion, beyond suspicion: as you can see in this web site. Thousands of cliches in quran. The prime example of quran cliches the Rahman sura of 78 verses/ayas, 31 verses/ayas (39% of sura rahman) are/is one and the same cliche: فباي ءالاء ربكما تكذبان
Quran cliches occur in one of three places, aya wise: 1- PREfix cliches as the initial of the quran aya Initial (AKA PREfix) cliches 2- POSTfix cliches postfixing (aka RHYME-ing) the quran aya The whole quran sans colorizing, RHYME sorted -windows-1256 codepage 3- MIDIfix cliches in the middle of the quran aya 4- ALL of the above (the whole aya is a single cliche) PERFECT CLICHEs where one whole aya is one whole cliche. EVERY CLICHES IS A COMPLETE AYA Also: Quran cliches may be classified as: 5- Some OF the Above 6- semi cliches (A VARIANT OF the cliche is repeated in different ayas)
7- quran mini-cliches Using computer sorting, the first (PREfix) and second (POSTfix) genres are easy to identify ALL the occurences therof. The third type/genre (MIDIfix) is very difficult for a computer to identify ALL the occurences therof. So, we still rely on good old fashioned manual inspection and luck. (May be one day a computer wizard comes up with a miracle algorithm to accomplish the feat sans super computer)
On this site you will see all the 6 types/genres of quran cliches (Sometimes the cliches are colorized, for easier spotting, if not for looks.) The bulk of this site falls in the third genre; sorta hodge-podge of MIDIfix cliches More manual spotting than computer sorting Worse ! Open-ended manual spotting Genre 4 is the cutest quran cliches: whole-aya cliches i.e. the quran cliche falls in genre 1 and genre 2 and genre 3 as in sura ar rahman فبأى آلاء ربكما تكذبان سورة الرحمن (وهذا الكليشيه ليس من النوع الرابع فقط . بل هو أيضا من النوعين الخامس والسادس - يلى )
Feel FREE to call that a miracle ! holy-bookese ! boring repetition ! clichetitus ! Up to you. If sura rahman were a song, that cliche fits to be sung by the chorus.
Quran cliches aside Muslims refrain from calling quran "poetry" though quran chanting (singing) is a big industry based on strict rules of Arabian Music; akin to "opera" in the western christian culture. So far, nobody has dared to use musical intruments or drums or chorus, to enhance quran chanting. But who knows? Everything evolves, even religion. There is always the first time.

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سورة الرحمن QURAN SURA rahman

الرَّحْمَنُ (1) عَلَّمَ الْقُرْآنَ (2) خَلَقَ الْإِنْسَانَ (3) عَلَّمَهُ الْبَيَانَ (4) الشَّمْسُ وَالْقَمَرُ بِحُسْبَانٍ (5) وَالنَّجْمُ وَالشَّجَرُ يَسْجُدَانِ (6) وَالسَّمَاءَ رَفَعَهَا وَوَضَعَ الْمِيزَانَ (7) أَلَّا تَطْغَوْا فِي الْمِيزَانِ (8) وَأَقِيمُوا الْوَزْنَ بِالْقِسْطِ وَلَا تُخْسِرُوا الْمِيزَانَ (9) وَالْأَرْضَ وَضَعَهَا لِلْأَنَامِ (10) فِيهَا فَاكِهَةٌ وَالنَّخْلُ ذَاتُ الْأَكْمَامِ (11) وَالْحَبُّ ذُو الْعَصْفِ وَالرَّيْحَانُ (12) فَبِأَيِّ آلَاءِ رَبِّكُمَا تُكَذِّبَانِ (13) خَلَقَ الْإِنْسَانَ مِنْ صَلْصَالٍ كَالْفَخَّارِ (14) وَخَلَقَ الْجَانَّ مِنْ مَارِجٍ مِنْ نَارٍ (15) فَبِأَيِّ آلَاءِ رَبِّكُمَا تُكَذِّبَانِ (16) رَبُّ الْمَشْرِقَيْنِ وَرَبُّ الْمَغْرِبَيْنِ (17) فَبِأَيِّ آلَاءِ رَبِّكُمَا تُكَذِّبَانِ (18) مَرَجَ الْبَحْرَيْنِ يَلْتَقِيَانِ (19) بَيْنَهُمَا بَرْزَخٌ لَا يَبْغِيَانِ (20) فَبِأَيِّ آلَاءِ رَبِّكُمَا تُكَذِّبَانِ (21) يَخْرُجُ مِنْهُمَا اللُّؤْلُؤُ وَالْمَرْجَانُ (22) فَبِأَيِّ آلَاءِ رَبِّكُمَا تُكَذِّبَانِ (23) وَلَهُ الْجَوَارِ الْمُنْشَآتُ فِي الْبَحْرِ كَالْأَعْلَامِ (24) فَبِأَيِّ آلَاءِ رَبِّكُمَا تُكَذِّبَانِ (25) كُلُّ مَنْ عَلَيْهَا فَانٍ (26) وَيَبْقَى وَجْهُ رَبِّكَ ذُو الْجَلَالِ وَالْإِكْرَامِ (27) فَبِأَيِّ آلَاءِ رَبِّكُمَا تُكَذِّبَانِ (28) يَسْأَلُهُ مَنْ فِي السَّمَاوَاتِ وَالْأَرْضِ كُلَّ يَوْمٍ هُوَ فِي شَأْنٍ (29) فَبِأَيِّ آلَاءِ رَبِّكُمَا تُكَذِّبَانِ (30) سَنَفْرُغُ لَكُمْ أَيُّهَ الثَّقَلَانِ (31) فَبِأَيِّ آلَاءِ رَبِّكُمَا تُكَذِّبَانِ (32) يَا مَعْشَرَ الْجِنِّ وَالْإِنْسِ إِنِ اسْتَطَعْتُمْ أَنْ تَنْفُذُوا مِنْ أَقْطَارِ السَّمَاوَاتِ وَالْأَرْضِ فَانْفُذُوا لَا تَنْفُذُونَ إِلَّا بِسُلْطَانٍ (33) فَبِأَيِّ آلَاءِ رَبِّكُمَا تُكَذِّبَانِ (34) يُرْسَلُ عَلَيْكُمَا شُوَاظٌ مِنْ نَارٍ وَنُحَاسٌ فَلَا تَنْتَصِرَانِ (35) فَبِأَيِّ آلَاءِ رَبِّكُمَا تُكَذِّبَانِ (36) فَإِذَا انْشَقَّتِ السَّمَاءُ فَكَانَتْ وَرْدَةً كَالدِّهَانِ (37) فَبِأَيِّ آلَاءِ رَبِّكُمَا تُكَذِّبَانِ (38) فَيَوْمَئِذٍ لَا يُسْأَلُ عَنْ ذَنْبِهِ إِنْسٌ وَلَا جَانٌّ (39) فَبِأَيِّ آلَاءِ رَبِّكُمَا تُكَذِّبَانِ (40) يُعْرَفُ الْمُجْرِمُونَ بِسِيمَاهُمْ فَيُؤْخَذُ بِالنَّوَاصِي وَالْأَقْدَامِ (41) فَبِأَيِّ آلَاءِ رَبِّكُمَا تُكَذِّبَانِ (42) هَذِهِ جَهَنَّمُ الَّتِي يُكَذِّبُ بِهَا الْمُجْرِمُونَ (43) يَطُوفُونَ بَيْنَهَا وَبَيْنَ حَمِيمٍ آنٍ (44) فَبِأَيِّ آلَاءِ رَبِّكُمَا تُكَذِّبَانِ (45) وَلِمَنْ خَافَ مَقَامَ رَبِّهِ جَنَّتَانِ (46) فَبِأَيِّ آلَاءِ رَبِّكُمَا تُكَذِّبَانِ (47) ذَوَاتَا أَفْنَانٍ (48) فَبِأَيِّ آلَاءِ رَبِّكُمَا تُكَذِّبَانِ (49) فِيهِمَا عَيْنَانِ تَجْرِيَانِ (50) فَبِأَيِّ آلَاءِ رَبِّكُمَا تُكَذِّبَانِ (51) فِيهِمَا مِنْ كُلِّ فَاكِهَةٍ زَوْجَانِ (52) فَبِأَيِّ آلَاءِ رَبِّكُمَا تُكَذِّبَانِ (53) مُتَّكِئِينَ عَلَى فُرُشٍ بَطَائِنُهَا مِنْ إِسْتَبْرَقٍ وَجَنَى الْجَنَّتَيْنِ دَانٍ (54) فَبِأَيِّ آلَاءِ رَبِّكُمَا تُكَذِّبَانِ (55) فِيهِنَّ قَاصِرَاتُ الطَّرْفِ لَمْ يَطْمِثْهُنَّ إِنْسٌ قَبْلَهُمْ وَلَا جَانٌّ (56) فَبِأَيِّ آلَاءِ رَبِّكُمَا تُكَذِّبَانِ (57) كَأَنَّهُنَّ الْيَاقُوتُ وَالْمَرْجَانُ (58) فَبِأَيِّ آلَاءِ رَبِّكُمَا تُكَذِّبَانِ (59) هَلْ جَزَاءُ الْإِحْسَانِ إِلَّا الْإِحْسَانُ (60) فَبِأَيِّ آلَاءِ رَبِّكُمَا تُكَذِّبَانِ (61) وَمِنْ دُونِهِمَا جَنَّتَانِ (62) فَبِأَيِّ آلَاءِ رَبِّكُمَا تُكَذِّبَانِ (63) مُدْهَامَّتَانِ (64) فَبِأَيِّ آلَاءِ رَبِّكُمَا تُكَذِّبَانِ (65) فِيهِمَا عَيْنَانِ نَضَّاخَتَانِ (66) فَبِأَيِّ آلَاءِ رَبِّكُمَا تُكَذِّبَانِ (67) فِيهِمَا فَاكِهَةٌ وَنَخْلٌ وَرُمَّانٌ (68) فَبِأَيِّ آلَاءِ رَبِّكُمَا تُكَذِّبَانِ (69) فِيهِنَّ خَيْرَاتٌ حِسَانٌ (70) فَبِأَيِّ آلَاءِ رَبِّكُمَا تُكَذِّبَانِ (71) حُورٌ مَقْصُورَاتٌ فِي الْخِيَامِ (72) فَبِأَيِّ آلَاءِ رَبِّكُمَا تُكَذِّبَانِ (73) لَمْ يَطْمِثْهُنَّ إِنْسٌ قَبْلَهُمْ وَلَا جَانٌّ (74) فَبِأَيِّ آلَاءِ رَبِّكُمَا تُكَذِّبَانِ (75) مُتَّكِئِينَ عَلَى رَفْرَفٍ خُضْرٍ وَعَبْقَرِيٍّ حِسَانٍ (76) فَبِأَيِّ آلَاءِ رَبِّكُمَا تُكَذِّبَانِ (77) تَبَارَكَ اسْمُ رَبِّكَ ذِي الْجَلَالِ وَالْإِكْرَامِ (78)
Excessive repetition
One quarter of sura rahman is 
one and the same cliche
خير الكلامِ  ما قل ودل
آية فى التكرار
البلاغة الإيجاز
تكرار ممل

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GOOGLE TRANSLATE of Quran Sura Rahman

N.B.1 It seems there are more than one GOOGLE TRANSLATE engines on the WEB, each with its own result N.B.2 It seems that GOOGLE TRANSLATE strips the Arabic diacritics (tashkeel) N.B.3 The Arabic Quran cliche is NOT consistently translated (hereafter colorized in red) N.B.4 It seems that GOOGLE TRANSLATE is not aware of ancient or Quran Arabic GOOGLE TRANSLATE depends on a branch of AI (artificial intelligence) called "Deep Learning" which depends on huge corpora. So GOOGLE TRANSLATE depends on a HUGE corpora of MODERN Arabic. Quran in neither MODERN nor a HUGE corporus (smaller than the translated Bible). Quran is also significantly different than the extant ancient arabic (mostly pre-Islamic poetry) So non-hilarious GOOGLE TRANSLATE of Holy Quran is doomed. For the forseeble future, at least. (Evem Human translates of Quran suffer from huge differences among them Much worse than "فيها قولان" Even translating بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم). Worse than "something lost in the translation." Pious Muslim Quran translators refrain from calling their translation "Quran"; but modestly/cautiously "MEANINGS of the quran." In 1936, Great Britain and not-so-great Egypt signed a friendship treaty. There was 2 versions there of, English and Arabic. Somewhere in the treaty text there was the clause/stipulation that the English version was THE really binding treaty. Quran and poetry are HARDLY translatables. GOOGLE TRANSLATE mis-translates. e.g. : فِيهِمَا عَيْنَانِ نَضَّاخَتَانِ (66) as eyes (modern Arabic) it should be : springs (Quran Arabic, sometimes) (Let alone reallly archaic نَضَّاخَتَانِ مُدْهَامَّتَانِ جَانٌّ دَانٍ مَارِجٍ and even جَنَّتَانِ but comes close to understanding بَرْزَخٌ يَطْمِثْهُنَّ (dirty old ggl) )
The following GOOGLE translation was in July 2018 1 Rahman 2 Science of Quran 3 Human Creation 4 Knowledge of the statement 5 Sun and moon to scale 6 The star and the tree are worshiped 7 The raised sky and the balance 8 Do not cry in the balance 9 And put the weight in premium and do not lose the balance 10 The earth is placed for sleep 11 Fruit and sesame 12 Flax and savory love 13 What are the agents of your Lord are lying 14 Man's creation of clay as pottery 15 And the creation of the elves of Marge of fire 16 What are the agents of your Lord are lying 17 Lord of the Green and the Lord of the Maghreb 18 What are the agents of your Lord are lying 19 Marj Al iahrain meet 20 Between them is an isthmus 21 Which of the gods of your Lord are lying 22 Pearls and pearls 23 Which of the prophets of your Lord are lying 24 He has facilities in the sea like flags 25 What are the agents of your Lord are lying 26 All of them van 27 And remains the face of your Lord, Glory and Glory 28 Which of the prophets of your Lord are lying 29 Ask him who is in the heavens and the earth every day is in the matter 30 Which of the gods of your Lord are lying 31 We will empty you of any weight 32 Which of the prophets of your Lord are lying 33 O people of the jinn and mankind if you can be carried out from the diadems of the heavens and the earth, 34 Which of the gods of your Lord are lying 35 He will send to you a multitude of fire and copper, so you will not win 36 Which of the gods of your Lord are lying 37 If the sky was broken, there was a rose like a vase 38 Which of the prophets of your Lord are lying 39 At that time he is not asked about his sin, whether he is a man or a man. 40 Which of the prophets of your Lord are lying 41 Criminals are known by their names and are taken with sticks and feet 42 Which of the gods of your Lord are lying 43 This is hell which lies by the criminals 44 They roam with Anne's intimate 45 Which of the gods of your Lord are lying 46 And to those who fear the place of his Lord Ghentan 47 Which of the prophets of your Lord are lying 48 Thawat Afnan 49 Which of the prophets of your Lord are lying 50 Two eyes are going on 51 Which of the prophets of your Lord are lying 52 In which of each fruit a couple 53 Which of the prophets of your Lord are lying 54 Reclining on the mattresses of the blankets of Esterbek and the two committees Dan 55 Which of your Lord's agents are lying 56 In which the minors of the party did not seduce them, neither before nor against them 57 Which of your Lord's agents are lying 58 Sapphire and coral 59 Which of the gods of your Lord are lying 60 Is the reward of charity except charity 61 In which of your Lord are you lying 62 Without them, two gentiles 63 Which of the gods of your Lord are lying 64 Two courses 65 What are the agents of your Lord are lying 66 In which there are two eyes 67 Which of the gods of your Lord are lying 68 With fruit, palm and pomegranate 69 Which of the gods of your Lord are lying 70 Where is Khairat Hassan 71 Which of the gods of your Lord are lying 72 iooths for tents 73 Which of the prophets of your Lord are lying 74 They did not seduce a person before them nor with their husbands 75 In which of your Lord did you lie 76 Reclining on the flap of Khader and Abqari Hassan 77 Which of the prophets of your Lord are lying 78 Blessed is the Name of Your Lord, Glory and Glory


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